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Leroy the Squirrel

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Everything posted by Leroy the Squirrel

  1. R.I.P. Half-life.  You will be greatly missed.

  2. EVE Online Propaganda Videos

    Indeed.  Making my PI loot way more valuable.
  3. Show Your Desk/Gaming Setup!

    Wait.  WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
  4. ADK Refined - 2015 Website Update

    I just came.
  5. Water Retention

    Ever wonder why fish look so stupidly bewildered? Why they live out their little fishy lives wearing an expression that can only be connected to thoughts of the "gulp swim wiggle swim gulp" variety? Fish aren't stupid exactly (though they aren't the brightest bulb on the evolutionary Christmas tree), they just have an extremely short memory. This may be bad news to those of you who are expecting to ever get back your copy of "The Big Lebowski" from the guppy you lent it to. Some sciencey-type guys with far too much time on their hands have discovered that the average, household-variety pet fish has a three second memory span. The thought process of said average fish, therefore, when placed in a small fishbowl with a little castle ornament, is thus: "Hey look, a castle!" And three seconds later: "Hey look, a castle!" "Why" you ask? Well, really I'm just assuming that you're asking why about the fish-memory thing, not in some cosmic or existential sense. God might be able to help you with that, but I really just planned to talk about fish. Ahem. Anyway, like most blatantly obvious biological problems, the answer is Evolution. You see, three seconds is the perfect length of time for a fish's short term memory; 3 seconds is enough time for a fish to decide that it's hungry and eat something, enough time to swim about and glub a little, and if the unfortunate fish suffers from premature ejaculation, it won't really matter, because his fish-girlfriend will only remember the last three seconds of sex anyway, which are, as far as she knows, the best she's ever had. That, and a fish with a slightly longer short-term memory might have a thought process like this: "Hey look, a castle! Hey look..... Oh my God that's the same castle I've been swimming in circles in a tiny bowl for my entire life and I'm gonna die here and my life has no meaning and hey look, a castle!" So to prevent fish from having soul-shattering epiphanies ten times a minute, and to prevent female fish from reminding the male fish of the time they got drunk and puked on her favorite sweater, or the fact that he left the toilet seat up last week, Evolution has provided them with a puny-ass short term memory. It keeps the mystery in fish relationships, and keeps them from rebelling against their cruel oppressors.
  6. Pictures of my bud Lerroy

    I can confirm that these are indeed live shots of me in the nude.
  7. I got a fever. And the only prescription is...

  8. [VIDEO] LedStoneisms

    [b]Name:[/b] LedStoneisms [b]Category:[/b] Other Games [b]Date Added:[/b] 12 October 2013 - 07:41 PM [b]Submitter:[/b] [url=http://www.adkgamers.com/user/2-leroy-the-squirrel/]Leroy the Squirrel[/url] [b]Short Description:[/b] [i]None Provided[/i] Counter-Strike Global Offensive [b][url=http://www.adkgamers.com/videos/view-50-ledstoneisms/]View Video[/url][/b]
  9. [VIDEO] An Evening with God

    [b]Name:[/b] An Evening with God [b]Category:[/b] Game Related [b]Date Added:[/b] 12 October 2013 - 07:40 PM [b]Submitter:[/b] [url=http://www.adkgamers.com/user/2-leroy-the-squirrel/]Leroy the Squirrel[/url] [b]Short Description:[/b] [i]None Provided[/i] Counter-Strike Global Offensive [b][url=http://www.adkgamers.com/videos/view-49-an-evening-with-god/]View Video[/url][/b]
  10. F1 for America. F1 for Freedom.

    1. Element

      Element

      YEA!

      So what's Alt and F4? o-o?

    2. Leroy the Squirrel
    3. Element

      Element

      Wait... I need to go to my bridge first.

  11. It's the Final Countdown

    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation; a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free half-pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this to be "grant money." I have set aside this weekend tor a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
  12. E3 - Spectator Mode coming in BF4!

    Where have you read this??   EDIT:  Nevermind, found the E3 video.  Yep, totally buying this game now.
  13. E3 - Spectator Mode coming in BF4!

    Now we just need Commander to return.
  14. Is he or Is he not in fact a slut

    I believe AOB was certified in Slutology recently.
  15. LoL - Champion Spotlight: Thresh, the Chain Warden

    People already banning him in draft pick.  I can't tell if he's really good or not.
  16. Obamas America | if you can't vote don't respond |

    Let's see what I've learned just from the trailer:[list] [*]Barack Obama is a Bad Man [*]He is from Africa [*]He hates America [*]Black people love to play Monopoly and fight with each other [/list] I'm sure the timing of the release to coincide with the election is pure coincedence. By the way, what happened to LedStone's post? Where's the poll that is mentioned in the title of this thread?
  17. r u enlisted or vet?

    Veteran of the Air Force. 2002-2010
  18. BF3 Server Updates - New Plugin

    There has been a very noticeable drop in reports of these types. Seems to be working well.
  19. Makes it strangely appealing...

    I LOL so hard
  20. TF2 Revival Week Two

    AND MY BOOZE
  21. Server Etiquette

    I'm sorry to hear that this incident has upset you and I apologize for anyone's behavior. We certainly welcome any and everyone to stop by and play on our servers and I'm happy to read that you have been doing just that. Without knowing all the details of who-said-what, I will say that the majority of the members are here to just have fun and I know sometimes we can poke fun at each other without being serious about it. I'm not trying to diminish what he/she said or make light of the situation, I'm just stating my observations. I hope you continue to stop by and play and please let any of the admins, including me, know of any further problems you may have. We're here to help.
  22. build log

    Have you always used a baby bottle or did one of the ADK members pwn you recently?
  23. Next item in the ADK Store?

    The thin larger mouse pads, similar to what SteelSeries offers.
  24. Yo!

    [quote name='Captinkush' timestamp='1336574447' post='28081']I have 2 kids and I am married.. Srry ladies =( [/quote] Joke's on you, there are no girls on the internet. Welcome and thanks for saying hi!
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