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Dad Jokes

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As any of you who are fathers would know, dad jokes are the best!  Let's share the ones that make our kids groan with embarrassment.


Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "Hey, is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin says "AAAHHH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Grocer: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, just leave it in the jug.

Passing a cemetery: Do you know how many people are buried in that cemetery? All of them.

You know they aren't growing bananas any longer? Yeah, they're already long enough.

Did you know 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy?

I combined all my wrist watches to make a belt. It's a complete waist of time.

Grocer: Paper or plastic? Me: Either, I'm bi-sack-tual.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in odd numbers? Because they can't even!

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