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YummyPepsi

I knifed my wife twice...now I can't can stick it in. (View full quote)
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VinasSol

Hoole, you want a spanking? (View full quote)
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Unknown

Last time I talked to Cliff on webcam, he couldn't take his eyes off my chest...it was...awkward



Post Source: I found Nova (View full quote)
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Pepsi

Alright, I'm going to take a shower.  Talk to you all later.
(disconnects from team speak)
(a minute later re-connects and joins our room)
Found my sock!!  It was in my shoe. (View full quote)
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Pepsi

Waffleface; it sounds like an Italian mobster name. (View full quote)
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Pepsi

Literally it's like a troll came in my room and said "I'm gonna fu** with him and take one sock" (View full quote)
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Pepsi

It's fkn almost 6:30!  You guys are a bad influence, you're horrible!  
(Pepsi in response to staying on team speak while he should be getting ready for work, and going to work) (View full quote)
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Pepsi

I'm going to have to triple check myself when I walk out the door to make sure I have pants on (View full quote)
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Pepsi

I normally stop, get a few cups of coffee and play a few games of Keno. (View full quote)
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Pepsi

"I'm going to bed fu** this!  I can't take this anymore" - Snakesoul
"I'm going to bed too" - AOB
"Yeah I'm going to bed too. . . wait no, I can't go to bed!  Screw you guys! You're teasing me. " - Pepsi (View full quote)
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Pepsi

Pepsi starts breathing heavy on team speak
"I think he's asleep" - AOB
"Start poking him" - Prophet
"What's that?!" (As he starts waking up)- Pepsi
"It's 6:15 am pepsi" - AOB
"What?!....OH FU**!!" - Pepsi (View full quote)
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cm3parker

I joined off hillbilly, my admin powers dont work oh im in the wrong server (View full quote)
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Prophet

One of two things will happen.
  • Nova will fix imabobz double tags on teamspeak then kick me from the server.
  • Nova will fix imabobz double tags on teamspeak then ban me for the server for maybe an hour.
Posted Image (View full quote)
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Mellsiphent

Prepare for Close Quarter Combat (View full quote)
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Dynasty

wanna double me on the dirtbike? (View full quote)
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BlindSpider11

I've seen Bigger Ones! (View full quote)
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BlindSpider11

BlindSpider wanted us to see this. :wacko:

"BlindSpider11": http://www.bing.com/...pig&FORM=HDRSC2 (View full quote)
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ProtossMaster

I would have unloaded on him, on his back. . (View full quote)
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ProtossMaster

Your tears lubricate my tracks (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket/Novaura

You guys are too far up to spawn on - WhickerBasket
No. . . we're dead. .  - Novaura (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

I have you turned all the way up! (View full quote)
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ProtossMaster

Come for me. . . (View full quote)
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Hareraser

Don't get mad, get even. (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

Why don't we get any of these Hardees commercials?! (View full quote)
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Novaura

Oh my god it's leaking. . here it comes. . (View full quote)
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ProtossMaster

The pies stop here (View full quote)
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Nickletoe

Match all three colors strategy (View full quote)
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VinasSol

There's a chick of a girl. . . . (View full quote)
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LedStone

They're pecan caramel clusters...and they're beautiful!! (View full quote)
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Novaura

You know me man.  I love hitting people from behind! (View full quote)
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Novaura

You wanna play with the big boys?  I'll play with the big boys! (View full quote)
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Hoole

More pies in the finger! (View full quote)
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Hoole

whining nothing i think he needs to learn grammar it mad no sense to me other than he was butt sore


Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (<- that was me thinking if I was going to trolol on. I think I will)


Whining nothing. I think that he needs to learn proper grammar. It made no sense to me other than the fact that he was butt sore.
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  insert period predicate adj.   insert period correct incomplete sentence   insert period

Grammar, simplified. (View full quote)
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imabob

(Vehicle) imabob: im not ghost rider im harry poter (View full quote)
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Cowman

THIS GUY JUST RAMMED THE SH** OUT OF ME!! (View full quote)
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AOBLXIS

I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid. (View full quote)
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Joey

And you just keep wackin em! (View full quote)
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Nova

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

TOMATO YOU! (View full quote)
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Metro No-Explosives #2

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WhickerBasket

Yeah you can put that dick in my max! (View full quote)
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Derpy

Soz I cant talk downloading stuff (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

They're not beeping different! (View full quote)
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xRingMastressx

I can't find my pants. (View full quote)
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WickerBasket

"AOB IS THE MESSIAH" (View full quote)
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Rexperience

I was just going to do so, i had to make my girl friend some f0od (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

Do you think 8 inches is long enough? (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

Monday Night: Fu**in Arty
Tuesday Night: Fu**in Arty
Wednesday Night: Fu**in Arty
Thursday Night: Fu**in Arty
Friday Night: Fu**in Arty
Saturday Night: Fu**in Arty
Sunday Night: Fu**in Arty (View full quote)
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AngleAzrael

It is not because of the alcohol it is because of this teamspeak (When he is referring to the "10 voices in his head") (View full quote)
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AOB

Do you like frapping in the corner? (View full quote)
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WhickerBasket

She is wider than she is wide. (View full quote)
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